March 12, 2012

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March 10, 2012

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February 4, 2012

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February 4, 2012

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January 27, 2012

‘Parks and Recreation’ 4x13

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January 11, 2012

5000candlesinthewind:

I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:

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November 27, 2011

stheno:annakie:

Treat Yo Self 2011 Outtakes

Oh my God these are amazing, I’m so sad they’re outtakes!  Especially the last scene.  Donna & Tom are amazing <3  And Ben actually loosened up and went with it. :D

Have I already reblogged this? I don’t know but I don’t care.

“Tom. Donna. Gotham needs me.”

HER FACE AT THE END

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November 16, 2011
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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’

We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’

And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.

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— Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (x)

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November 1, 2011

inappropriatestarches:

» The Best Of Aziz Ansari - Aziz gets in a fight with LL Bean

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November 1, 2011

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October 18, 2011

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September 14, 2011

aoltv:

This. Always this.

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September 10, 2011

Aziz Ansari: I was sitting there with a friend and he’s like ‘Aziz, what you’ve been up to in L.A.?’ and I said - ‘Shut up. Because 50 Cent is sitting over there and i need to hear everything he says’. 50 Cent did not disappoint. Okay. He ordered a grapefruit soda, right. Waiter brings him a grapefruit soda. And 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda. He looks at the waiter and goes - ’Why isn’t this purple?’ And it took me a few seconds and then I realized - Oh my God. 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is. I couldn’t believe it. I was like ‘Everybody in this restaurant you need to shut up right now because a waiter is about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is!’ I just couldn’t believe it! How does he not know what a grapefruit is? He’s been rich for so long. He must’ve run into a grapefruit every now and then. I do ‘okay’ and I see grapefruit at least every other day.

Aziz Ansari: I was sitting there with a friend and he’s like ‘Aziz, what you’ve been up to in L.A.?’ and I said - ‘Shut up. Because 50 Cent is sitting over there and i need to hear everything he says’. 50 Cent did not disappoint. Okay. He ordered a grapefruit soda, right. Waiter brings him a grapefruit soda. And 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda. He looks at the waiter and goes - ’Why isn’t this purple?’ And it took me a few seconds and then I realized - Oh my God. 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is. I couldn’t believe it. I was like ‘Everybody in this restaurant you need to shut up right now because a waiter is about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is!’ I just couldn’t believe it! How does he not know what a grapefruit is? He’s been rich for so long. He must’ve run into a grapefruit every now and then. I do ‘okay’ and I see grapefruit at least every other day.

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August 27, 2011
gaffegaffe:

Where is Jean-Ralphio to save all of us this weekend? Where’s my ration of Snake Juice? Why didn’t I buy eggs before all the stores closed down? 
Just knowing that they’re closing all the bridges and trains and buses and EVERYTHING is making me twitchy.

Boggs, you should call eggs &#8216;future birds.&#8217;

gaffegaffe:

Where is Jean-Ralphio to save all of us this weekend? Where’s my ration of Snake Juice? Why didn’t I buy eggs before all the stores closed down? 

Just knowing that they’re closing all the bridges and trains and buses and EVERYTHING is making me twitchy.

Boggs, you should call eggs ‘future birds.’

August 26, 2011

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