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"a big gooey marshmallow core, covered in a thin crispy layer of absurdity." --absurdical
26, baby academic, pop-culture geek. An acquired taste, like goat cheese or Mr. Bean. Here there be: good-looking British actors and comedians, Community and Parks&Rec, Downton Abbey and other costume dramas, Tarantino, Doctor Who, Potter, Tolkien, Star Trek, sweaters/vests/sweatervests, Victorians, and things of questionable heterosexuality.
I also run Heck Yes, Matthew Goode! if you like things that are god damned glorious. Ask me anything
26, baby academic, pop-culture geek. An acquired taste, like goat cheese or Mr. Bean. Here there be: good-looking British actors and comedians, Community and Parks&Rec, Downton Abbey and other costume dramas, Tarantino, Doctor Who, Potter, Tolkien, Star Trek, sweaters/vests/sweatervests, Victorians, and things of questionable heterosexuality.
I also run Heck Yes, Matthew Goode! if you like things that are god damned glorious. Ask me anything
March 12, 2012
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February 4, 2012
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January 27, 2012
January 11, 2012
I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:
(via scaly-panties)
November 27, 2011
Treat Yo Self 2011 OuttakesOh my God these are amazing, I’m so sad they’re outtakes! Especially the last scene. Donna & Tom are amazing <3 And Ben actually loosened up and went with it. :D
Have I already reblogged this? I don’t know but I don’t care.
“Tom. Donna. Gotham needs me.”
HER FACE AT THE END
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November 16, 2011
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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
"— Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (x)
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November 1, 2011
» The Best Of Aziz Ansari - Aziz gets in a fight with LL Bean
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November 1, 2011
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September 10, 2011
Aziz Ansari: I was sitting there with a friend and he’s like ‘Aziz, what you’ve been up to in L.A.?’ and I said - ‘Shut up. Because 50 Cent is sitting over there and i need to hear everything he says’. 50 Cent did not disappoint. Okay. He ordered a grapefruit soda, right. Waiter brings him a grapefruit soda. And 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda. He looks at the waiter and goes - ’Why isn’t this purple?’ And it took me a few seconds and then I realized - Oh my God. 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is. I couldn’t believe it. I was like ‘Everybody in this restaurant you need to shut up right now because a waiter is about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is!’ I just couldn’t believe it! How does he not know what a grapefruit is? He’s been rich for so long. He must’ve run into a grapefruit every now and then. I do ‘okay’ and I see grapefruit at least every other day.
(via recalcitrancy)
August 27, 2011
Where is Jean-Ralphio to save all of us this weekend? Where’s my ration of Snake Juice? Why didn’t I buy eggs before all the stores closed down?
Just knowing that they’re closing all the bridges and trains and buses and EVERYTHING is making me twitchy.
Boggs, you should call eggs ‘future birds.’
August 26, 2011
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