I want a relationship like this.
This is why Jane and Brad are the best couple on television.
Look at him doing something everyone else sees as stupid and ridiculous (kicking his foot over Alex’s head) but Jane reacts like it’s the hottest, most impressive thing she’s ever seen.
I look like Gene Wilder.
BRAD: I was planning on breaking up with you that night. It was because things were getting so serious. I was young, scared, and stupid. But you know what happened instead?
(flashback) JANE: I will have the fajita enchiladas, but instead of strips of chicken, I’d like it to be cubed, and I’d like the onions well-done but the peppers crunchy. Also I’d like the plate to be sizzling, but I’d like to request that you not tell me to ‘be careful. The plate is hot.’ I know it’s hot. It’s a sizzling plate.