Leno: You don’t seem like a party guy. Are you a party guy? Do you go crazy? Do you-
Jesse: I like to throw them, but then I - I leave immediately after they begin. Yes, like the Great Gatsby.
Cate Blanchett and Jesse Eisenberg
c r y i n g
“Even the smallest person can affect the course of the future.”
SHAKING AND CRYING OH MY FUCKING GOD
just bringing this back for a bit nbd nbd
REBLOGGING BECAUSE AIR NO LONGER EXISTS
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST.
MY CREYS (OF JOY)
7. - “Yes. I got the same thing.”
interviewer: Have you guys picked dates for the Oscars yet? It’s fast approaching.
Jesse: I’m doing a um, like a very thorough interview process. Uh, we get several candidates, it’s going to be televised on Fox and um, you know, the winner gets to go on to round two.
interviewer: That’s pretty good. How about you, Andrew?
Andrew: Um, I am in.. I’m auditioning for round one and then.. we’ll see, you know *crosses fingers* (x)
They do it on purpose and they aim to kill.
Mark Zuckerberg: You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?