November 17, 2011

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October 7, 2011

I’ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, then I’ve succeeded as a dad. If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I’m on board. If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we’re Australian, then…

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September 19, 2011

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September 18, 2011

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series: Julie Bowen
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series: Ty Burrell

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July 22, 2011

pdunphy:

Claire: Honey, do you want popcorn or anything?
Phil: No, I’m good… ‘N’ plenty. So hold your water ‘cause I’ve got some twix’ up my sleeve.
Claire: You may be cool, but ‘I’m… wine cooler’.
Phil: I love us.

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July 19, 2011

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May 21, 2011
Phil: “Guys, I can’t go to Vegas because my wife’s freaking out!” Trust me, that is not a phone call you want to make to a bunch of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful, rhythmic taunt.

Phil: “Guys, I can’t go to Vegas because my wife’s freaking out!” Trust me, that is not a phone call you want to make to a bunch of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful, rhythmic taunt.

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May 19, 2011

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May 12, 2011

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May 12, 2011

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May 10, 2011

Jay: “What the hell are those?”Phil: “Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.”Jay: “I was gonna suggest the same thing.”

Jay: “What the hell are those?”
Phil: “Onion goggles. No more tears when I cook. Welcome to the 21st century. You should get a pair.”
Jay: “I was gonna suggest the same thing.”

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April 22, 2011

Luke: “Smell Heather for me.”Phil: “I always do…not.” 

Luke: “Smell Heather for me.”
Phil: “I always do…not.” 

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March 19, 2011

“Sleep over with Phil Dunphy, yo!”

“Sleep over with Phil Dunphy, yo!”

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February 25, 2011

You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or salad here and there…but I’ve got Claire all over me.

You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or salad here and there…but I’ve got Claire all over me.

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February 25, 2011
godiseven:


Phil: Your mouth might be saying, ‘Hey, we cool’ but your eyes are like, ‘No, we not.’

godiseven:

Phil: Your mouth might be saying, ‘Hey, we cool’ but your eyes are like, ‘No, we not.’

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